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The nuns taught us that "Tom Byron's House of Ass" had many mansions, and we didn't understand it then and we don't understand it now. What is important is that this 10th installment is the last installment ("I'm going to take a break," Byron says) and that in this house, Charley Chase has a fantastic basement. More »

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A Little Less Conversation, A Little More Action (Please)

Ever found yourself in this situation: you're in a conversation with your spouse, and you find yourself wishing that your spouse would just stop talking? You know, they've been rambling on for so long that you just have no idea what they're even saying anymore? Ever fantasized about the many different strategies you could employ to make them stop talking? Well then, we've found just the porn for you!! Think about it: you don't want to shoot them, or hit them over the head with toxic chemicals... but shoving a body parts into that open mouth might just do the trick. It's the situation we've all been waiting for—and if we may say so, it's really quite effective. More »

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Aria Giovanni Gets Things Cooking

Beautiful Aria Giovanni isn't just a topless wrestler, world traveller, and model—she's also an experienced cook. And, what's more, she'd like to use her knowledge of foodstuffs to help out those of us who maybe don't cook so well. So, in a somewhat bizarre partnership with Hollywood Tuna, Aria's offering cooking lessons via YouTube. The first lesson? How to hard boil an egg. Who knew something so simple could be so sexy? Video after the jump. More »

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Naked Girls + Camera = Love

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"Tunnel Butts" Proves That Anal Is Never Lost In Translation

To be quite honest, we’re never that sure what to make of European directors working in the American porn market. For starters, they come from cultures where sexuality is viewed far more liberally, so things that we might consider extreme or super filthy tend to be little more than run of the mill sex acts to them. Such is the heavy price we pay for our Puritanical roots (though on the flip side, they do give us wonderful taboo kicks when we violate them). There's also the matter of that whole language barrier thing, previously seen with Evil Angel's "Fresh on Cock." More »

Until recently, we thought that Penny Flame and Gianna Michaels were as different as could be—but then we saw them together in a FuckTeamFive video, and, well, these two troublemakers may have more in common than we previously thought. Nevertheless, there are some key differences between the two: with a blog, educational porn line, and, yes, FuckTeamFive, Penny's a very well-rounded girl, while Gianna... well, Gianna's just well-rounded. Take your pick between the two: it's up to you to decide who advances to the next round to face off Jenna Haze. More »

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Soft Skin On A Hard Wood Floor

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Calogera Dreamin': In Praise Of Cassandra Calogera

There is very little that is better about our job than that we are paid to cruise the internet looking for pictures of Cassandra Calogera’s naked body. There is no angle from which she is less than terrific. Cassandra has a fantastic pair of 36DD natural tits, and we appreciate them, because we are definitely breast people here at the ‘boob—um, the ‘bot—and we could look at them and think of what we would do with them and contemplate their full, lush gravity and…well. More »

Perhaps taking a strategy from the Playboy/Cinemax playbook, Australian all-girl outfit Abby Winters (not a real person) has been issuing a stream of more and more generic-sounding titles. And what's worse—the dingo-inducing hijinks inside are delightful and undeserving of the bland signage. It is like meeting your dream date at the "Encounters" lounge at Howard Johnson's. And Howard Johnson was a real person. More »

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Richard Kern Gives Us Some Latin Love

It looks like Richard Kern is back in Mexico, doing what he does best (i.e. taking pictures of beautiful women). This time he's tracked down Ana Lucia, a lovely Argentinian model/actress formerly known as "The Sweet Little Ass from 7th Grade"—though she'll always be the Sweet Little Ass to us. Like any good Kern model, Ana Lucia's well versed in fascinating topics like the collapse of the Argentinian economy... and she really enjoys a good joint. Want to learn more about her? Check out the clip after the jump. More »

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Sex Sells... Garden Gnomes?

Romanian businessman Cristi Birgu has attracted attention by trying to drum up sales for his garden gnome business with the strategic use of prostitutes. Plastic prostitutes, that is: Birgu has the miniature ladies of the evening—also manufactured by his company—placed outside his home, in the hopes that they'll attract potential buyers. Somehow, we just can't see much overlap between the people who buy garden gnomes and the people who solicit sex workers—but hey, what do we know? (ananova.com)